While a normal human is made up of approximately 60 percent water, lawyers’ remarkably active and detailed parasympathetic nervous systems diminish their water-to-solid ratio to 53 percent, with the 7 percent “gap” replaced by kryllic bile, phlegm, and so-called low-level intra-body mercury emissions.
When to Twerk in Court
Don’t let the latest twerk scandal scare you off if you are considering adding a twerk routine during your next court appearance. Here’s what to consider.
Ethical Considerations for Being a Badass Motherf**ker
If you are wiling to do the work and rebrand yourself successfully, we’re not seeing any ethical considerations standing in the way of becoming a badass motherfucker, at least as an attorney.
Five Nom de Guerres to Avoid
Blawging and trolling with blawgers is similar to war and warfare, though without the weapons, combat, battleships, air strikes, strategic command, camoflauge, and casualties. Here are five nom de guerres to avoid with your blawging identity.
How I Became a Fake Lawyer
How did I manage to become a wildly successful fake lawyer proselytizer in just a few months? Here’s how.
How to Practice Artisanal Law
While we are big believers in innovating as soon as you have to, innovation may not always be the best choice. Sometimes,
Four Life Coaches Worth Hiring – And One to Avoid
A life coach is typically the first person you think about when sitting naked in front of the television late at night drinking Cutty Sark
Embrace Your Firm’s Inner Spock
We recommend that firms implement a Star Trek analysis to determine how well it may be doing and who in the firm may need some additional life coaching.
Top Five Practice Areas for Strategic Dabbling
Instead of hunkering down and trying to decrease expenses, attract clients, and make your practice more efficient, it’s easier to diversify and invest in strategic dabbling. Think about dabbling in international child abduction cases or patent litigation to increase your firm’s revenue.
Four Essential Steps to Being Interesting
The problem? Something known in marketing circles as interestingness. In other words, knock off the authenticity schtick. It’s boring. Just be interesting. Here’s how.