While a normal human is made up of approximately 60 percent water, lawyers’ remarkably active and detailed parasympathetic nervous systems diminish their water-to-solid ratio to 53 percent, with the 7 percent “gap” replaced by kryllic bile, phlegm, and so-called low-level intra-body mercury emissions.
When to Twerk in Court
Don’t let the latest twerk scandal scare you off if you are considering adding a twerk routine during your next court appearance. Here’s what to consider.
We’ve Hit the Frickin’ Heyday
As lawyers, it’s about the time to jump on another linguistic bandwagon that left the hayfield many years ago. That’s how we lawyers frickin’ roll.
Motorola DynaTAC 8000s: Power and Portability in a Mobile Phone
Whether you are an ubercool Brooklynite who happens to practice law or a leisure-suited lawyer in Ohio, the DynaTAC 8000s has what you need.
What To Do With Used MaxiPads
If you’ve got a monstrous, old, and unhygienic MaxiPad hanging around, we’ve got some time-tested tips on what to do with it.
Shpoonkle to Sell Chicken Burrito Bowls
Shpoonkle announces that for the cost of a daily Chipotle Burrito Bowl, you can gain legal clients. Here’s what to consider.
What Should Be in a New Lawyer’s Bucket List
What should a new lawyer strive to accomplish in the first years of being licensed? We’ve got some surprising answers.
Tips for Adopting a Minimalist Law Practice
Whether you are looking for a competitive advantage or just have loads of cash to spend, Minimalist Law may be your best choice.
Product Review: BIC Ballpoint Pen (Blue)
While the Cristal BIC Ballpoint Pen performed flawlessly in my right hand, the pen was a massive disappointment after I tried to use it in my left hand.
Key Essentialities for Building a Bullshit Brand
Big Legal Brain’s legal marketing expertise is behind this solid advice on the essentialities of a good brand-building effort.
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