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Tips for Staying Hydrated During Trial

Latest from C. Hank Peters

While a normal human is made up of approximately 60 percent water, lawyers’ remarkably active and detailed parasympathetic nervous systems diminish their water-to-solid ratio to 53 percent, with the 7 percent “gap” replaced by kryllic bile, phlegm, and so-called low-level intra-body mercury emissions.

Filed Under: Professional Development Tagged With: Trial Preparation

When to Twerk in Court

Latest from C. Hank Peters

Don’t let the latest twerk scandal scare you off if you are considering adding a twerk routine during your next court appearance. Here’s what to consider.

Filed Under: Professional Development Tagged With: Courtroom, Presentations

We’ve Hit the Frickin’ Heyday

Latest from C. Hank Peters

As lawyers, it’s about the time to jump on another linguistic bandwagon that left the hayfield many years ago. That’s how we lawyers frickin’ roll.

Filed Under: Legal Writing Tagged With: Slackers, Slang

Motorola DynaTAC 8000s: Power and Portability in a Mobile Phone

Latest from C. Hank Peters

Whether you are an ubercool Brooklynite who happens to practice law or a leisure-suited lawyer in Ohio, the DynaTAC 8000s has what you need.

Filed Under: Product Review Tagged With: Cell Phones, Communications, Phones

What To Do With Used MaxiPads

Latest from C. Hank Peters

If you’ve got a monstrous, old, and unhygienic MaxiPad hanging around, we’ve got some time-tested tips on what to do with it.

Filed Under: Computers Tagged With: apps, iPad, maxipad, Technology

Shpoonkle to Sell Chicken Burrito Bowls

Latest from C. Hank Peters

Shpoonkle announces that for the cost of a daily Chipotle Burrito Bowl, you can gain legal clients. Here’s what to consider.

Filed Under: Marketing Tagged With: Chipotle, Shpoonkle, Yiddish

What Should Be in a New Lawyer’s Bucket List

Latest from C. Hank Peters

What should a new lawyer strive to accomplish in the first years of being licensed? We’ve got some surprising answers.

Filed Under: Legal Trends Tagged With: bucket list, Lawyers, New Lawyers

Tips for Adopting a Minimalist Law Practice

Latest from C. Hank Peters

Whether you are looking for a competitive advantage or just have loads of cash to spend, Minimalist Law may be your best choice.

Filed Under: Legal Trends Tagged With: artisanal law, minimalism

Product Review: BIC Ballpoint Pen (Blue)

Latest from C. Hank Peters

While the Cristal BIC Ballpoint Pen performed flawlessly in my right hand, the pen was a massive disappointment after I tried to use it in my left hand.

Filed Under: Product Review Tagged With: Legal Writing, pencils

Key Essentialities for Building a Bullshit Brand

Latest from C. Hank Peters

Big Legal Brain’s legal marketing expertise is behind this solid advice on the essentialities of a good brand-building effort.

Filed Under: Marketing

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