While booze and a high-cap credit limit can tamper down problems with success, they are not always good choices nor do they generally lead to positive change.
Archives for March 2011
Top Sessions for SlothLaw 2011 Announced
We asked lawyers and legal professionals to come up with the most exciting topics that they could expound on in an unlimited amount of time.
How to Get Tarred, Feathered and Immediately Disbarred
Some shmoe out there needed to take a closer look at Shpoonkle and report back about it. Lucky for you, I’m that shmoe.
Product Review: Bates 9820315 Numbering Machine
Looking to impress law students asking for a job? A 315 Bates on your desk screams “retro post-ironic so totally cool but what is it?”
Is the Three Martini Lunch Dead?
We apologize in advance for Chank’s rant about the three-martini lunch. He was drunk, thus answering his own question.
Outsource Your Petty and Abusive Behavior [Sponsored Post]
With most of my theories, there’s an unfortunate illegality that dogs them. Sure, I can be abusive and petty like the best of them, but there’s a cost. And that cost is $250 per month. When needed, I outsource all of my petty and abusive behavior to TSD Outsourcing.
How to be a Snarky Curmudgeon
Being a big blowhard can reap unexpected rewards, like an increased Twitter reputation or the aura of being a tough-as-nails experienced lawyer. Here are some tips to consider if you are considering moving toward the snarky curmudgeon niche, a surprisingly growing niche within the law.
How I Became a Fake Lawyer
How did I manage to become a wildly successful fake lawyer proselytizer in just a few months? Here’s how.
When Good Scriveners Go Bad
If scriveners go really bad, they can insert embarrassing “potty mouth” data into your backups, confuse ediscovery with a children’s board game, and even begin scrivening via Facebook or Twitter. Don’t let that happen to you.
Optimize Your Practice with Regular Degaussing
Because degaussing battleships is above your pay grade, concentrate on how to degauss officer computer monitors and other stuff, including staff.