Sandwich Bar Request Form and Liability Waiver Use this form for your next conference, fax machine MakerFaire, or even for birthday parties for eleven-year-olds, who love to fill out forms. Step 1 of 3 33% Name*We need to match the sandwich with the customer. First Last Do you know already the exact sandwich you want?*We have an inventory of nearly 100 sandwiches to choose from. Make it easy and just pick one. Or answer no and start building your own sandwich from our vast list of options. Note: no substitutions. Bread and toppings are from a random selection of available options. Yes No Pick One and Be DonePlease note that due to a refrigeration issue with our distributor, not all sandwiches may be fresh. But pick one and be done!BaconBaked BeanBánh mìBarros JarpaBarros LucoBauruBeef on WeckBLTBocadilloBolognaBritish RailButterbrotCemitaChocolateChacareroCheesesteakChicken SaladChicken SchnitzelChili burgerChimichurrisChip ButtyChivitoChopped CheeseChoripánChurrascoClubCorned beefCroque-monsieurCroque-madameCubanCucumberGrilled Cottage Cheese SandwichDagwoodDenverDoner KebabDonkey BurgerDoublesDynamiteElvisEgg SaladFairy BreadFalafelFool's Gold LoafFluffernutterFrench DipFried BrainFruit SandwichGatsbyGerberGyroHagelslagHamdogHorseshoeHot BrownIce Cream SandwichItalian beefLettuce SandwichLimburgerLobster RollLuther BurgerMarmiteMeatballMonte CristoMother-in-lawMuffulettaPB&JPistolettePork Chop BunPregoProsperity SandwichPudgy PieQueen Alexandra's SandwichReubenSailorShawarmaShooter's SandwichSloppy JoeSloppy Joe (New Jersey)SouvlakiSpaghetti SandwichSt. PaulSteak BombTLT (Tempeh, Lettuce, and Tomato)Toast HawaiiToastieTofuTongue ToastTortaTorta ahogadaTunaVegemiteYakisoba-panZapiekankaZsíroskenyér Build Your OwnYes! Time to start constructing your masterpieceType of Sandwich* Traditional Open Face Bun-Like Wrap Breadless I don't really fancy a sandwich I guess if you don't fancy a sandwich then, well, here's what we'll do. Pick from all the ingredients, including chips, and we'll fry it all up in a wok and serve on a bed of kale. MMMM.Preferred Glutinous Material White Whole Wheat Multi-grain (not the same as whole wheat, Billy) Rye Pumpernickel Bread with rocks (healthy choice!) Anything within five days after expiration Meat or Cheese or Peanut Butter (or all three)?Try to pick one or two, unless you really like nutty sandwiches. Note: our peanut butter is made in a facility that uses nuts. Select All Meat Cheese Peanut Butter The MeatsPick one, two or even twelve Braesola Chicken breast Corned beef Cotechino Ham (various) Head cheese (not a cheese, actually) Loaf (of various genres) Mortadella Not dog (emphasis on NOT) Pastrami Pork Roll Roast Beef Roast Pork Roast Duck Roast Mutton Roast Snail Salami Sausage (ooooh, the choices) Tofurky (will not taste at all like turkey, and may cause intestinal distress) Tongue Turkey Type of LoafThought there was just "meatloaf," didn't you? Chicken loaf Dutch Loaf Ham and Cheese Loaf Lentil Loaf Meatloaf Mystery Loaf Olive Loaf Pepper Loaf Pimento Loaf Spiced Luncheon Loaf Squid Loaf Vienna Sausage Loaf Veal Loaf The HamsHamstrung on a choice? Just pick one. Baked Boiled Chipped Chipped Chopped Cooked Éisleker Jamón: serrano or ibérico Prosciutto Smoked Spam (not actually ham) Cheese! The Queen of Cream (we made that up)Pick from our mountain of available cheeses. We apologize in advance that we cannot offer soft or semi-soft cheeses due to an unfortunate vermin situation.AcornAiredaleAllgauer EmmentalerAlvercaAnejo EnchiladoAnthoriroAppenzellAragonArdrahanAsiagoAubisque PyreneesBalatonBarry's Bay CheddarBasingBavarian BergkaseBeaufortBeauvoordeBerkswellBierkaseBlarneyBlueBra (do not confused with "Bro" or "Bruh")BraudosturBrickBuffaloCabralesCaerphillyCairnsmoreCanadian Cheddar (subject to tariff war)CanestratoCantalCastellanoCastelmagnoCastigliano (same as Castellano? Dunno)ChaumesCheddarCheshireChevresChontalenoColby-JackComteCooleaCoquetdaleCorleggyCotherstoneCotijaCoverdaleCrayeux de RoncqCrottin de ChavignolCrowleyCurworthyDerbyDevon BlueDevon GarlandDoolinDorset Blue VinneyDouble GloucesterDouble WorcesterDry JackDuddleswellDunlopDuroblandoEdamEdelpilzEmmentalEtorkiFilettaFinlandia SwissFiore SardoFolded Cheese with Mint (wha?)FontalFour Herb GoudaFriesekaasFriesianFrieslaFrying CheeseFynboGabrielGammelostGarrotxaGeitostGjetostGloucesterGornyaltajskiGospel GreenGoudaGoutuGowrieGrabettoGraddostGrafton Village CheddarGranaGrana PadanoGravieraGreveGruyereHalloumiHeidi GruyereHerrgardsostHerriot FarmhouseHerveIbericoIdaho Goatster (not a car)IdiazabalIsle of MullJarlsbergJindi BrieJuustoleipaKadchgallKefalotyriKikorangiLaguioleLairobellLancashireLarunsLavistownLeafieldLeerdammerLeicesterLeydenLincolnshire PoacherLlanboidyLlanglofan FarmhouseLonghorn (the cheese, not the cow)Lou PalouMaasdamMahonMalvernMamirolleManchegoManurMarble CheddarMariboMatocqMeiraMenallack FarmhouseMenonitaMeyer Vintage GoudaMondseerMontasioMonterey JackMurolNorthumberlandOrkney Extra Mature CheddarOschtjepkaParmigiano ReggianoPecorinoPecorino RomanoPenbrynPioraPlymouth Cheese (local!)PressatoPyengana CheddarQuesoSwissSwaledaleStinking BishopSraffordshire OrganicSpenwoodSmoked GoudaShropshire BlueShelburne CheddarSeriously Strong CheddarSeratSchabziegerSbrinzSardo EgyptianSardoSap SagoSancerreSalersSainte MaureSaanenkaeseRoncalRomanoRicotta SalataRemedouReggianitoRagusanoRacletteTeifiTillamook CheddarTomme d'AbondanceTyn GrugTyningUbriacoWellingtonWensleydaleWhite StiltonXynotyroYarg CornishZamoranoWant to add sauce and stuff?Answer yes if you want to add toppings like lettuce, tomato, and Henderson's Relish. Answer no if you're a minimalist. Yes No I can't decide. What's on the menu? Toppings and SaucesPick a few or, what the heck, select all of them and make it a condiment party. Select All Aioli Ajvar Amba Anchovy Paste (made in house, highly recommended) Anchovy sauce Banana Ketchup Barbecue Sauce Béarnaise (the sauce, not the dog) Black pepper Black vinegar Butter (may contain butter) Cane sauce Chili Oil Chili peppers Chimichurri Chrain Chutney Cocktail sauce Colo-colo Compote Crushed Red Pepper Curry Ketchup Dabu-dabu Dijon mustard Dip (generic dip) Fish Sauce Fritessaus Fruit Ketchup (like wha?) Fruit Preserves Fry Sauce Garlic Sauce Glutamate Flavoring Gochujang Guacamole Henderson's Relish Hoisin Sauce Hollandaise sauce Honey Horseradish Hot sauce Jalapeños Kachumber Karo Ketchup Khrenovina Kuchela Kyopolou Lettuce List of mustard brands Ljutenica Mango Chutney Maple Syrup (one of the four food groups) Mayonnaise Milkette Miso Monkey Gland sauce Mostarda Muhammara Mumbo sauce Murri Mushroom Ketchup (this is a thing) Mustard Mustard Oil Nutella Nutritional Yeast Olive Oil Onion Pepper jelly Pesto Pickled Onion Pico de gallo Pinđur Piri-piri Ponzu Popcorn seasoning Relish Remoulade Salad cream Salad dressing Salmoriglio Salsa Salsa Golf Salsa Verde Salt and pepper Sambal Sauerkraut Sesame oil Skyronnes Sour cream Soy sauce Sriracha sauce Steak sauce Sumbala Sweet Soy Syrup Tahini Tartar (the sauce, not the human) Tekka Teriyaki Tewkesbury Mustard Tkemali Truffle oil Tzatziki Vincotto Vinegar Vino cotto Watermelon Rind Preserves White pepper XO sauce Zhug Chips*We have a huge variety of chips (not the British type, mate). Pick one. Chips are required even if you are allergic to them. Potato Chips Corn Chips Almost Done. Now let's eat Grandma! Don't forget our required waiver below! And all of our sandwiches come with a smile, a double espresso, a single pickle, and a copy of the best-selling book "Fun With Commas!" IMPORTANT FINAL STEP Take this very seriously. You may be agreeing to numerous things wholly unrelated to a sandwich.Liability Waiver*The following is a summary of 75 page liability waiver. It has been condensed here so you don't have to hit a button that says you read it already. I understand the risks of eating an artisanally distributed or fresh-to-frozen-to-fresh sandwich and assume all liability associated with being a little dumb about what that really means and not bothering to read the 75 pages of the actual liability waiver. NameThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. Δ
